Wise Word for 2day

Posted by Lha Bhaka at 7:54 PM 0 comments

1. Uang bukan segalanya.
Masih ada Mastercard dan Visa.

2. Kita seharusnya menyukai binatang.
Mereka rasanya lezat.

3. Hematlah air.
Mandilah di bawah shower bersama kekasih kita.

4. Di belakang setiap pria sukses ada seorang wanita hebat.
Di belakang setiap pria yang tidak sukses ada dua..... gandulan...

5. Cintailah tetangga.
Tetapi jangan sampai tertangkap basah.

6. Orang bijaksana tidak menikah.
Setelah menikah mereka menjadi bijak sana dan bijak sini.

7. Cinta itu photogenic.
Dia memerlukan tempat gelap untuk berkembang.

8. Pakaian itu adalah pagar pelindung.
Pagar seharusnya melindungi tanpa menghalangi pemandangan yang indah.

9. Semakin banyak belajar, semakin banyak yang kita tahu.
Semakin banyak yang kita tahu, semakin banyak yang kita lupa.
Semakin banyak yang kita lupa, semakin sedikit yang kita tahu.
Jadi kenapa kita sibuk belajar ?

10. Masa depan tergantung pada impian kamu.
Maka pergilah tidur saja sekarang !

From Buletin Em

Whats UP :D

Posted by Lha Bhaka at 7:43 PM 0 comments

Sebelum Bobo:
6 weeks: selamat bobo sayang, mimpi indah ya, mmmuach.
6 months: tolong matiin lampunya, silau nih.
6 years : Kesana-an doong... kamu tidur dempet2an kayak mikrolet gini sih?!

Pake Toilet:
6 weeks : ngga apa2, kamu duluan deh, aku ngga buru2 koq.
6 months: masih lama ngga nih?
6 years : brug! brug! brug! (suara pintu digedor), kalo mau tapa di gunung kawi sono!

Ngajarin Nyetir:
6 weeks : hati2 say, injek kopling dulu baru masukin perseneling ya
6 months: pelan2 dong lepas koplingnya.
6 years : pantesan sering ke bengkel, masukin persenelingnya aja kayak gini!

Balesin SMS:
6 weeks: iya sayang, bentar lagi nyampe rumah koq, aku beli martabak kesukaanmu dulu ya
6 months: mct bgt di jln nih
6 years : ok.

Dating process:
6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : Ya iyalah!! kalau aku tdk cinta kamu, ngapain nikah sama kamu??

Back from Work:
6 weeks : Honey, aku pulang...
6 months : I'm BACK!!
6 years : Si mbok masak apa hari ini??

Hadiah (ulang tahun):
6 weeks : Sayangku, kuharap kau menyukai cincin yang kubeli
6 months : Aku membeli lukisan, nampaknya cocok dengan suasana ruang tengah
6 years : Nih duitnya, loe beli sendiri deh yang loe mau

Telepon:
6 weeks : Baby, ada yang pengen bicara ama kamu di telpon
6 months : Eh...ini buat kamu nih...
6 years : WOOIII TELPON BUNYI TUUUHHH....ANGKAT DUOOONG!!!

Masakan:
6 weeks : Wah, tak kusangka rasa makanan ini begitu lezaattt...! !!
6 months : Kita makan apa malam ini??
6 years : HAH? MAKANAN INI LAGI?

Apology:
6 weeks : Udah gak apa-apa sayang, nanti kita beli lagi ya
6 months : Hati2! Nanti jatuh tuh.
6 years : KAMU GAK NGERTI2 YA DAH BERIBU2 KALI AKU BILANGIN

Baju baru:
6 weeks : Duhai kasihku, kamu seperti bidadari dengan pakaian itu
6 months : Lho, kamu beli baju baru lagi?
6 years : BELI BAJU ITU HABIS BERAPA??

Planning for Vacations:
6 weeks : Gimana kalau kita jalan2 ke Amerika atau ketempat yg kamu mau honey?
6 months : Ke Surabaya naik bis aja ya gak usah pakai pesawat...
6 years : JALAN2? DIRUMAH AJA KENAPA SEH? NGABISIN UANG AJA!

TV:
6 weeks : Baby, apa yg pengen kita tonton malam ini ?
6 months : Sebentar ya, filmnya bagus banget nih.
6 years : JANGAN DIGANTI2 DONG CHANNELNYA AH! GAK BISA LIAT ORANG SENENG
DIKIT APA ?!

From : DQ

DIME - By Cake

Posted by dejavu at 4:26 PM 0 comments

In the brown shag carpet of a cheap motel
In the dark and dusty corner by the TV shelf
Is a small reminder of a simpler time
When a crumpled up pair of trousers cost a brand new dime

Well you ask me how I made it through and how my mint condition could belong to you
When I'm on the ground I roll through town
I'm a president you don't remember getting kicked around

I'm a dime
I'm fine
And I shine I'm freshly minted
I am determined not to be dented
By a car or by a plane or anything not yet invented

I'm a dime
I'm fine
And I shine

In the hiss and rumble of the freeway sounds
As the afternoon commuters drive their cars around
There's a ringle jingle near the underpass
There's a sparkle near the fast food garbage and roadside trash

I'm a dime
I'm fine
And I shine I'm freshly minted

I'm silver-plated I'm underrated
You won't even pick me up because I'm not enough for a local phone call

I'm a dime
I'm fine
And I shine
I'm a dime
I'm fine
And I shine
I'm a dime
I'm fine
And I shine

Never There - By Cake

Posted by dejavu at 4:23 PM 0 comments

i need your arms around me, i need to feel your touch
i need your understanding, i need your love so much
you tell me that you love me so,

you tell me that you care
but when i need you baby, you're never there

on the phone long, long distance
always through such strong resistance
first you say you're too busy
i wonder if you even miss me

never there
you're never there
you're never, ever, ever, ever there

a golden bird that flies away, a candle's fickle flame
to think i held you yesterday, your love was just a game
a golden bird that flies away, a candle's fickle flame
to think i held you yesterday, your love was just a game

you tell me that you love me so, you tell me that you care
but when i need you baby
take the time to get to know me
if you want me why can't you just show me
we're always on this roller coaster
if you want me why can't you get closer?

never there
you're never there
you're never ever ever ever there

URANTIA BOOK

Posted by dejavu at 11:53 AM 0 comments

The Urantia Book is a spiritual and philosophical book that discusses God, science, religion, history, philosophy, and destiny.[1] Sometimes it is referred to as The Urantia Papers, the Fifth Epochal Revelation, or by the abbreviation of its title. The book originated in Chicago, Illinois, U.S.A. sometime between 1924 and 1955, but its authorship is considered to be a mystery.

The authors of The Urantia Book state their intent is to "present enlarged concepts and advanced truth" in an "endeavor to expand cosmic consciousness and enhance spiritual perception". Among many other topics, it expands on the origin and meaning of life, describes humankind's place in the universe, discusses the relationship between God and people, and presents a detailed biography of Jesus. The book is 2,097 pages long, and consists of a Foreword and 196 papers, divided into four parts.

The Urantia Book introduces the word Urantia as the name of the planet Earth. "Urantian" is a derivation used to denote anyone or anything that originates on Earth. Colloquially, the word "Urantian" is sometimes used to denote an individual who admires and believes in the book, but this meaning is not found in the book itself.

The Urantia Foundation first published The Urantia Book in 1955 in English. Translations into numerous languages are available with several new translations in process. In 2001, Urantia Foundation lost the U.S. copyright to the English version in a court decision and it went into the public domain,[2] and in 2006, the international copyright on the English text expired.[3] Complete, searchable editions of The Urantia Book are available on the Internet, as well as free audio versions.

Contents [hide]
1 Overview of The Urantia Book
2 Teachings
2.1 Nature of God
2.2 God and the individual
2.3 Cosmology
2.3.1 Organization of the cosmos
2.3.2 Comparison to science
2.4 History and future of the world
3 Comparisons to religious teachings
3.1 Comparison to Christianity
3.2 Comparison to Buddhism
3.3 Comparison to other world religions
4 Consideration as literature
5 Mysterious origin
6 Critical views
6.1 Criticism of claims as a revelation
6.2 Criticism of science
6.3 Plagiarism allegations
7 Adherents
8 Symbols
9 The Urantia Book in popular culture
10 See also
11 References
12 External links